In my spare time, I'll try to come up with new jokes. They're mostly pun-based. So! Here are some sushi roll jokes, and as puns, they are better said than typed. Prepare to ~roll~ your eyes!
A fighter pilot walks into a sushi bar. What does he order?
- A barrel roll!
Internet trolls walk into a sushi bar. What do they order?
- A Rick-roll!
A little kid walks into a sushi bar. What does he order?
- A role model!
A Roman walks into a sushi bar. What does he order?
- A caesar roll!
A ship captain walks into a sushi bar. What does he order?
- A roll call!
And there are more somewhere that I may add later.
Heehee.
-Kez
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